Dear Obnoxious,
It sucks that we’re
not talking. I’m sorry you’re a total witch with a ‘b’- it must make things
difficult. Miss ya!
Dear Date-Stealer,
Hey, I know you
hooked up with my Winter Formal date. I hope you don’t
have any STDs. Happy Valentines Day!
Dear Teacher,
Thanks for that
Geography test! You were right- the third essay question was necessary.
Dear Friend,
Remember that
time we were supposed to go see the new Twilight movie but you ditched me for
that girl who you really hate now? We should totally watch it now that it’s out
on DVD!
Dear Administrator,
After reflecting
during my detention, I’ve decided it’s totally reasonable that leggings are against
the dress code but yoga pants aren’t.
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